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Write No Cliches ... Pull No Punches ... And Keep Going All Night
"Get with it duud". Those were the words that the HouseApe awoke to. He then fumbled and fussed and found Hugh the PopCat standing on his chest and swirling both his sane and insane eyes.
"What just happened?" the Ape asked. Hugh spread his wings and brought forth all 27 of his claws and simply said "Tis time".
TaraByrd then strode up and sang "Tis time, Erin.... Sockmonkey!"
The HouseApe the asked "Where?" Hugh and TaraByrd replied in a strange unison "Follow, over here!" Then too…
Posted by Sean on January 31st, 2008 at 4:49pm — No Comments
As the Apes Tear formed (but did not drop in the sideways place) he reached out and took his Razor from the PopCat. Time then stood for a moment in the sideways place, And as time stood and watched, the HouseApe allowed the razor to draw a vein.
The Razor looked at the HouseApes Vein and then at the Ape himself and asked "Would you like to Become unto a God?"
The HouseApes Tear finally formed and started to fall in answer. But as it fell in the sideways place, TaraByrd took another fea…
Posted by Sean on January 29th, 2008 at 1:55am — No Comments
Thanks to Hugh the HouseApe had been brought to the sideways place. The Ape then reached back and took hold of the PopCats dewclaw (Gently so) and removed it from his neck. He then stared down for a moment (for down was the direction he was looking) and reached into the "Place of good keeping" and brought forth his Razor.
As the Razor came into the world once again, it demanded to be sharpened.
The Razor then whispered to the Ape "sssshhhhtttt.... sssshhhhtttttt" as the sharpening comme…
The HouseApe sat up and decided to continue on with Hughs Travel. And as he reached for his shoes (for traveling with no shoes is not good) he noticed that TaraByrd had walked a path about him, and in the path was a feather of a different aspect.
He looked at TaraByrd and for once she was strangely silent and he became disturbed. "What is it?" he asked?
TaraByrd simply shuffled for a bit (We do remember what a *bit* is dont we?) and produced her green stone.
Hugh the PopCat then onc…
Posted by Sean on January 25th, 2008 at 3:48am — No Comments
The HouseApe had run up upon the "Goat that he road in on". And therefore had many things to consider.
As he considered the various things and whatnots he decided it was time to take off his shoes.
This action threw the Goat off its stride, but the HouseApe cared not.
As he was unlacing, Tarabyrd softly sang her note of Silver and her feathers changed an aspect. Hugh then opened his Insane left green eye, stretched his wings and hummed. As he hummed his wings grew and took care of o…
The HouseApe was depressed as he tripped along Hughs Travel. For TimTim had left upon his own after way too short a time, and Hugh and TaraByrd kept respectively (for they did have some respect) humming and singing "Erin".
The Houseape kept up on this travel (For Erin really did need him, and was very young by his standards). But before the Ape could get to Erin
(An aside: I will describe what Erin is later in my weird narrative).
He came upon the Goat. As the Goat blocked his his…
Posted by Sean on January 18th, 2008 at 12:54am — No Comments
A whirlwind had opened, then had closed once again. for TimTim had stolen away in order to visit and look about. But he had to go away, as he had a "Travel" of his own in an elsewhere place.
A place of horror and grief
Hugh then said to the HouseApe "I had a Fantastic time!"
TaraByrd sang and preened (As preening is required and needed) "TimTim will be back soon enough, as I do not percieve the place of horror and grief laxting (lactating... Lasting!!!!) much longer".
Hugh, u…
Posted by Sean on January 16th, 2008 at 1:42am — No Comments
The Housepe had stopped in his "Here and Now". For the "There and Then" was far away for the moment.
He then took Hugh the PopCat up into his left hand, and the TaraByrd into his right, and did stare at them both.
Hugh immediately understood, (For he is a PopCat), and did reply to the HouseApes Stare. "Erin is gonna have a little one, and you need to be there!"
TaraByrd then did smack the Ape and once again sang *Erin*. The HouseApe then asked them "Why do I care?".
Hugh looke…
Posted by Sean on January 14th, 2008 at 3:16am — No Comments
The Bleary HouseApe awoke and performed a small feat of magic (For he could not find his large feet). And with this bit of magic he did use one eye to look about. As his one eye looked, it spotted both Hugh and Tarabyrd.
Hugh danced for a moment, then flew up once more upon the Ape. The HouseApe was used to this by now and simply sighed.
TaraByrd hopped, then hovered, then landed upon the Ape and sang "Erin".
The HouseApe was then confuzzled.... and looked back at the PopCat a…
Posted by Sean on January 13th, 2008 at 3:36am — No Comments
Now that the Houseape had left the Empty place, with both Hugh the PopCat and TaraByrd riding along, he thought to himself (And did keep his thoughts jealously guarded from the both of them, for he was getting better at this). "What if?"
The Ape then realized that Hugh and the TaraByrd were dozing and silently conversing (Or silently conversively dozing..... whatever..) And decided to reach back into the Place of good keeping and bring out his Razor.
As he produced his Razor, it turned…
Posted by Sean on January 10th, 2008 at 2:58am — No Comments
Hugh the PopCat and the Houseape had indeed found the TaraByrd. But as they moved
into the empty space and listened to the Voice of Bliss, Hugh was forced to stop tumbling and did then land. He then closed his left insane eye, opened his wings once more and started to hum (For he was a humble PopCat after all).
The TaraByrd then sang three more notes and stopped. Hugh then hummed slightly and then stopped! for his wings had grown heavy. As Hughs wings grew heavy, he popped over to the…
The HouseApe had journeyed this far upon Hughs Travel, and had come to the conclusion that a detour was needed, for this Travel would not happen without a TaraByrd.
So the HouseApe stopped and sat. And as he sat, he took out the green stone, and also his Razor from the place of good keeping. As he contemplated both, Hugh popped up (For he felt an Insanity about to happen) and did a fancy stutter step and jumped downside up upon the Apes back.
Hugh then yawned and opened both of his win…
The HouseApe did wonder and wander as he thought with his addled mind about the wourds (or words even) that Hugh the PopCat had last spoken to him.
The Ape walked on for a spell (A spell is a bit less than a Time) Then suddenly stopped in his tracks! Hugh leaned over the Apes forehead and stared straight into his eyes. Hughs left green eye swirled, and his right blue eye stood still, and he said. "We are not there yet".
The HouseApe held still and replied "We cannot get there on this T…
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